is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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