I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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