Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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