So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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