brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
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I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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