i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Mom said you looked used
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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