think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
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I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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