We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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