I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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