You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
You need a sexual gate keeper
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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