And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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