Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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