i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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