i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
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just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
There r osticjed everywhere
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.