Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(313): View more from Michigan

I painted my nails silver

(586): View more from Michigan

And what are the implications of that?

(313): View more from Michigan

Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(313): I painted my nails silver (586): And what are the implications of that? (313): Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien http://tfl.nu/iy32

Replies (3) Good night (1983) Bad night (583)
Favorite
(813): View more from Florida

so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol

(1-813): View more from Florida

well its been awhile since I've surfed

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(813): so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol (1-813): well its been awhile since I've surfed http://tfl.nu/lkwy

Replies (4) Good night (1920) Bad night (440)
Favorite
(352): View more from Florida

I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.

(904): View more from Florida

You stay classy.

(352): View more from Florida

The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(352): I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF. (904): You stay classy. (352): The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on. http://tfl.nu/3w00

Replies (18) Good night (741) Bad night (4661)
Favorite
(216): View more from Ohio

ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(216): ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex? http://tfl.nu/h39u

Replies (30) Good night (709) Bad night (4717)
Favorite
(732): View more from New Jersey

Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(732): Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken... http://tfl.nu/8g1q

Replies (55) Good night (9496) Bad night (1305)
Favorite
(502): View more from Kentucky

i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(502): i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is... http://tfl.nu/n91t

Replies (40) Good night (4314) Bad night (621)
Favorite
(816): View more from Missouri

So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...

(1-816): View more from Missouri

Yeeah thank god

(816): View more from Missouri

Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(816): So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant... (1-816): Yeeah thank god (816): Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million. http://tfl.nu/pevw

Replies (54) Good night (2067) Bad night (15481)
Favorite
(313): View more from Michigan

tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(313): tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve http://tfl.nu/02r5

Replies (12) Good night (3728) Bad night (919)
Favorite
(915): View more from Texas

I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(915): I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper http://tfl.nu/xgjg

Replies (16) Good night (3869) Bad night (1368)
Favorite
(609): View more from New Jersey

wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.

(941): View more from Florida

it was a krispy kreme

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(609): wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut. (941): it was a krispy kreme http://tfl.nu/o743

Replies (15) Good night (5008) Bad night (1153)
Favorite
(831): View more from California

I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(831): I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT. http://tfl.nu/8xfg

Replies (8) Good night (2091) Bad night (458)
Favorite
(908): View more from New Jersey

I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(908): I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows http://tfl.nu/eaw6

Replies (5) Good night (1634) Bad night (481)
Favorite
(631): View more from New York

You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(631): You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition http://tfl.nu/5r22

Replies (2) Good night (401) Bad night (299)
Favorite
(256): View more from Alabama

Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(256): Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG http://tfl.nu/vp2r

Replies (5) Good night (397) Bad night (160)
Favorite
(515): View more from Iowa

I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(515): I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life? http://tfl.nu/joka

Replies (0) Good night (486) Bad night (183)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: