I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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