thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.