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(954): View more from Florida

I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.

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(954): I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay. http://tfl.nu/qnk1

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(801): View more from Utah

You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.

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There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.

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alright see you in the morning.

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(801): You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house. (1-801): There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen. (801): alright see you in the morning. http://tfl.nu/gnes

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(940): View more from Texas

You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.

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(940): You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have. http://tfl.nu/bqro

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls

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(203): Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls http://tfl.nu/wu3r

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(859): View more from Kentucky

$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.

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(859): $1 pitcher night should be outlawed. http://tfl.nu/2dye

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.

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(262): I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day. http://tfl.nu/uzwr

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(707): View more from California

he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting

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(707): he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting http://tfl.nu/k7m6

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(502): View more from Kentucky

if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.

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(502): if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords. http://tfl.nu/tyuw

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.

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(225): Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe. http://tfl.nu/nl8k

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(847): View more from Illinois

That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.

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(847): That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year. http://tfl.nu/exle

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(304): View more from West Virginia

1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.

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(304): 1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills. http://tfl.nu/lzae

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market

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(484): cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market http://tfl.nu/r2s5

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(909): View more from California

Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"

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(909): Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead" http://tfl.nu/uxql

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Did you drink ALL that 151??

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No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.

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(843): Did you drink ALL that 151?? (1-843): No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable. http://tfl.nu/g9w3

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(716): View more from New York

Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.

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(716): Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it. http://tfl.nu/e65n

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