how hairy? two words: wookie tits
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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