tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Alive.
So much puke
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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