I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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