so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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