um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
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The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Pants are for mortals
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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