this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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