Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just tell him i said nine months
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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