Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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