$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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