I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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