Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
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The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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