Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
