I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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