Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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