idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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