Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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