It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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