Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
COCAINE IS GR8
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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