It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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