just come out here and I will go home with you...
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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