why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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