This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
