I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
