Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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