i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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