I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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