worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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