office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
this beer tastes like vomit already
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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