we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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