with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
