I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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