and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
