You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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