wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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