yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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