id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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