white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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