going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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