I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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