I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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