Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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