I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
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I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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