he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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