I am spending my child support on dildos
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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