You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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