I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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